Monday, February 4, 2008

Super Tuesday Just Got a Super Star

Now mind you, it takes till the 3:36 mark before this display of fellatio gets interesting, but in light of tomorrow's big day, I thought it was important that we all remember the most important thing of all: WWNCD

Apparently, he'd vote for Obama, based not on the color of his skin, but his platform that we can do things. So vaguely empowering. So generically inspiring. So retardedly simplistic.

Other things to love here:
- it only takes :20 until slaves are brought up
- Scarlett Johannson getting out-sung by a PussyCat Doll
- John Legend doing his best Christina Aguillera impersonation
- Brian Greenburg doing his best impersonation of that blandly attractive douchebag girls bang because he knows a few chords
- Taryn Manning typecast as the slutty white trash girl
-Hey everyone, John from Cincinatti endorses Obama!!! And that guy's like Jesus or some shit
- And they saved the best for last.

NICK CANNON IS TOTALLY POLITICAL AND SHIT Y'ALL.




I think this is what Will.I.Am was trying for

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