Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Shut the Hell Up

Dear Untalented, Less-Black Musicians,
Please stop your sad attempts to suckle off the teat of true artistry.

Sincerely,
Everyone in the world

We Are All Bourne Unto This World With A Gift

And some lucky few are able to share that gift with the world.
The Power.
The Beauty.
The Grace.

The Cannon.

He's aiming at you muthafucka.

(alternative title for this post - "I'd Let Nick Cannon Shoot All Over My Face. Not Nullus.")

I LOVE YOU NICK CANNON

Think of this as less of a "website" and more of a "shrine."

More to follow