A Welcome Home Present *

So as we here at YHMASC are often want to do, we recently found ourselves downloading a LOT of gay porn from an illegal (shhhhh!) file sharing website. As is usually the case, it was a mixed bag -- some stuff we'll save for Valentine's Days yet to come, some stuff had to be deleted. But one very special video caught our eye for more reason than one.

Stick with us here, we promise this is going somewhere.

In the mad-dash for as much booty (pun intended) as possible, someone accidentally clicked on a download with the illustrious title: "Gay - Jeff Palmer Hardcore - Hot Desert Knights Hdk - Bareback Nasty"

For those who don't know, "Bareback" refers to the lack of condom usage in the film, and "Nasty" refers to things you can't un-see, no matter how many showers or trips to church. Jeff Palmer is somewhat of a low-level star in the porn world known for being into some kinky stuff.

And let me tell you, Hot Desert Knights does not disappoint. Though I failed to see any suits of armor or round tables, there was fisting a'plenty. In the big climax, a young gentleman by the name of Tom Finn (not one for originality), takes Mr. Palmer's arm in his rectum well past the elbow while two other men urinate on him.

Here is the title screen of the film:



















Here is Mr. Palmer:



















But why, oh God, why would we feel the need to share this with you? :






















THERE IS NOTHING THAT NICK CANNON CAN'T DO

*have a safe flight sauce. see you soon