Nope. This Did Not Happen. Nope.

Mariah Carey remained pure until she married Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until they were married before they had sex according to WENN.

She says, "It's not that we had no intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings.

"I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is."

Dear Mariah Carey,
Nope. That did not happen. Nope.
Love,
YHMASC

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Nick Cannon Uses Finger Guns to Illustrate Sarcasm in Headline

Marriage is the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me

In a heartwarming display of paying lip-service in an effort to maintain the lifestyle to which he has quickly become accustomed, NC gushed to reporters that his marriage to Mariah Carey is "amazing." In Vegas, sans his amazing wife, Cannon even went so far as to show up to The Nightclub Friday wearing his wedding ring.

"Big ups to all my haters," indeed.